/ Eliot Pollak / 23 February 2011 / Leave a Comment 
"Now priced at just [2.78], Hamilton has hit the magic [1.01] to finish in the top three."
KK's gone but there's a new vacant blonde for punters to back for success. Meanwhile, will the public forgive Sam? Elliot Pollack selects this week's best D on I bets.
When Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi stated, "Everyone who wills can hear the inner voice. It is within everyone," it seems he had successfully defined the global human yearning. He had articulated universality, and what every individual in the world truly seeks.
He was wrong however. ""Everyone's so eager for me to go out and get laid. So am I." So said Saturday's D on I evictee Kerry Katona in Tuesday's Sun. And who are we to argue? Literally, it is what everyone alive wants to see happen. Although perhaps with the words, 'flat under a heavy roller' appended to the sentiment.
It's like Atomic Kitten all over again for KK - dumped just as things were starting to get interesting. And indeed the show does go on. For fans of slightly vacant blonde women, it could be high time to switch allegiances to Laura Hamilton. Now priced at just [2.78], Hamilton has hit the magic [1.01] to finish in the top three. The kids' telly host is undoubtedly chief judge Gardiner's new favourite, and could cash in on Sam Attwater's halo slipping.
Following on from the 'did they? didn't they?' fauxmance with his icy-princess dance partner, Attwater is clearly unaware of when to just glide away and leave it. Just this week, he's been re-raking up the whole mess by insisting that they were together after all, but only for about eight minutes. Then the great love affair fizzled. We've all been there. Sadly, the voting public is made up of women who hate being lied to. Or women, as they're more commonly known. Attwater still trades at under evens however, priced at [1.94] to win the darn thing.
Meanwhile, it's been some week for Denise Welch. Eyebrows were raised when it was noted that she went to the theatre with Vanilla Ice (incidentally, what she also munched on at the interval.) She then cropped up in the communist weekly, Womens Own, bragging about misplacing a stone in weight. "I think the public loves me because I'm a trier" Welch beamed, in a brazen attempt to woo any voting cougars.
It may not be enough however. Welch remains 3.2 second favourite to be out this weekend, second only to Jeff Brazier, who is at 2.48. Brazier's slump may be connected to the papers' revelation on Monday that he has a secret, hot girlfriend. That is him done for one suspects. His goose is very much cooked.
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